today met up with pearl and ange.
been tired lately. nearly overslept today. need more sleep. was so tired tat shared cab with them home.
driver so damn reckless. cause me to be carsick. -_-“
anyway, some laughter for some of de ladies…
How To Turn Men Down
HE: can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money
HE: I’m a photographer i’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon .i’ve been looking for a face like yours!!!
HE: Hi! Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.