Once in a while, I tend to do some facebook requests clean up and that includes my friends request list.
Don’t you hate those requests without any messages? The pictures are too tiny and you can hardly see who the fuck it is. What’s worse is when people use some pictures that do NOT show their face or show off their pets or whatever.
How the heck would I know who you are? There are a thousand and ones Sarahs, Janes, Marys, Pauls, Michaels and Johns!
So what I usually do is send a message to check if I know him/her. I like to keep my facebook friends really friends-only. It’s not an open account where I’ll add everybody and anybody. Facebook is super stalkerish la. Why would I want to add anyone that I do not know to snoop around anything me and my friends do?
So I sent this message to a few people that I think I may know. (I’m a lazy arse. I can’t be bothered to send to all 300 requests. Best way for me to ignore your friend request is when you add me without sending a personal message. Grrr)
One of the many replies I got. Someone who just wanted to be friends. Oh wait. He’s attracted to my profile? Sure or not? Here’s part of my profile…
Looks interesting doesn’t it?
So I decided to reply cordially.
Isn’t it obvious that I’m not interested? It’s such an easy way to back away with one’s pride left intact by just replying “Ok, thanks.”
But he decided to try again.
Grrrr. I do not want to meet sleazy old men from Facebook!
Nabei. Laoniang does NOT have a sad existence lor.
Second try at brushing Mr Obnoxious off.
Third try! Please do not stand around my well. I’ll plant some booby traps there. At least he was kinda cordial, can’t blame him for trying…. unlike the next fella.
Bloody asshole right? What such character? Just because I do not want to make friends with sleazy balding men who are at least 10 years older than me trying to get to know random chicks on Facebook?
For a soon to be 35 year old Sales person in AIA, he sure does not know how to sell himself. Maybe he just wants to make friends on Facebook to peddle his insurance stuff. Remember this incident?
SO BLOODY IRRITATING! TMD!
What’s your worst experience with such friends-wannabes? Share them with me!