election poem!

hahahaa. no offense wor! someone forwarded me this. 😛 laoniang didnt vote this year wor! haha

Poem by Ong Ah Bee

Recently, my white MP,
Kok on my door, and very kek ki..
Say ‘I’ve worked so hard, so vote for me’,
‘Or rubbish won’t be cleared, in your vicinty’..

I said ‘Dear MP of my GRC’,
‘Dun remember u, so please pardon me’..
‘I only saw you on TV’,
‘Dozing off and jiak liao bee’..

Last GE I voted for thee,
2% up in GST..
Cut CPF and up utility,
Are still very clear in my memory..

5 years later, then you come to me,
Fresh from your slumber of ivory..
Say that only, you can help me,
Escape from a life of poverty..

Just take a drive on CTE,
Count the number, of all the gantries..
Or squeeze a ride on the MRT,
That has not been cleared for ye..

My life since the last GE,
Has been downhill though I voted PAP..
If I vote the same for your sleeping spree,
I can expect the same misery..

So this time round, I vote for somebody,
Who will kachiao you, to productivity..
Forms fill wrong, no big deal to me,
If there’s someone to speak up for ah bee..

So dear MP of GRC, If life no improve, vote u cho simi?

6 thoughts on “election poem!”

  1. lol…. this is a fantastic poem! 😀

    perhaps we should forward this to the opposition. then again, they might be the ones who wrote this. :p

    nadnut: lol! who knows? 


  2. The multi-million-dollar upgrading which SM Goh promised to the Potong Pasir & Hougang wards if the PAP had won imply that these wards are due for upgrading within the next five years. The people expect the Government will still make the funds available to the two wards.

    nadnut: we’ll see, aye? 


  3. Thats interesting, my boss also showed me this poem. And i think its circulating in a fast-paced mode!


    nadnut: hahaaa yeah! i got it from a colleague and an hour later, a friend forwarded it to me.. 


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