Tongue in Cheek post. This is not meant to offend anyone in anyway.
As some of you guys know, (or may not know and will come to know by the end of this very post), a bunch of bloggers have recently set up the Association of Bloggers, Singapore. I’m never good with formal mumbo jumbo and introductions so I’ll just leave you guys to read about their mission here.
There have been lots of discussions, praise and also mudslinging about the Association that everyone is rushing in to put in their 2 cents worth about what they think about the Association.
I couldn’t help but chuckle at CowboyCaleb’s plurk and it got me thinking…
If I could actually form an association just for the sheer jazziness of it all, what would I start? Hmmm..
I’ll form the Association of Petite Peeps.
We petite ones would not be looked down anymore! We would want every damn song that has the phrase “hey shorty” banned and we set to put down all of the heightists! (Think racists but in height terms).
And our theme song would be…………………. DONCHA WISH YOUR GF/BF WAS SHORT LIKE MEH?! DONCHA!
And I’ll recruit Xiaxue as our President. There will definitely be lots of publicity involved. Hurhur.
What association would you form? And why? Tell me!