Friends

a few days ago… my best sl SEAN asked me to vote for him at some voting school belle and school yandao (or someting)…

here’s de webbie…

http://ch8.mediacorptv.com/belle-beau/male.php?uid=109

when i logged in again… i was surprised to see a few more names…

girls: Rach lum. 🙂 . voted 4 her..

guys: Alvin Neo

Alvin Ting

Sean~

and those who read my blog… C is also inside. >.< not tat i harbour resentment or wat, i juz am still pissed off at tis ‘acquintance’ of mine. somoremore ex-bf. -_-” no wonder i can neva have ex-bfs as friends (except u dear joshie)… wateva de case. peeps, vote for those peeps! which is Rach Lum! SeanNeo Neo and Ting Ting! 🙂

cant go alp… drowsy and feverish… de symptons goes on and off… damn… i muz fight tis! will not succumb to de dark side… lol…

i miss everyone! couldnt see them for 2 days! especially MIRA (vege porn)…

anyway, for those going to de potluck chalet, its updated! there is a straight bus from tampines! bus 29! read de post yeah!

back to medicine… :'(

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anyway, i wana remove my TONSILS! dammit. anyone have removed theirs? need advice… third time kena tonsillitis. bloody hell… argh! those who knoe anything abt tis, do let me knoe yeah. thanks in advance!

anyway, a joke for u guys…. <3

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The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon.

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.”Good morning madam. I’ve come to……””Oh, no need to explain. I’ve been expecting you,” Mrs. Smith cut in.”Really?” the photographer asked. “Well, good! I’ve made a specialty of babies.””That’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat.

After a moment she asked, blushing, “Well, where do we start?””Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too….you can really spread out!””Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work for Harry and I.”

“Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.””My, my, that’s a lot of ….!!” gasped Mrs. Smith.”Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I’d love to be in and out in five minutes, but you’d be disappointed with that, I’m sure.””Don’t I know it,” Mrs. Smith muttered.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. “This was done on the top of a bus.””Oh my gawd!!” Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.”And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.””She was difficult?” asked Mrs. Smith.”Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look.”

“Four and five deep?” asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.”Yes,” the photographer said. “And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling, I could hardly concentrate! Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in.

“Mrs. Smith leaned forward. “You mean they actually chewed on your um…equipment ?””That’s right. Well, madam, if you’re ready, I’ll set up my tripod so that we can get to work.””Tripod??””Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big for me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? …Good Lord, she’s fainted!!”

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muahahahaa! :X