u do know that the previous post was a laugh right?
lol. but i’m still in love with michael buble’s voice and songs.
not a crush. LOL.
now now… a subject where the guys can ignore this post and where the girls will either nod in agreement or whack me..
have any of u guys gained weight?
tmd. i gained 3kg (and counting) ever since i started work at emco.
the pounds are seriously pilling on me. or i’m pilling on the pounds to be exact.
fat = happy?
grrrrr. a typical diet at emco..
breakfast= beehoon + soyabean/red bull
lunch= mixed rice + soyabean/lychee/fruit juice
dinner= something high carbo + high calorie food
i realised i lose weight when im unemployed.
a typical diet as a bummer executive
breakfast= still zzzzing in bed
lunch= if im outside, will grab lunch. if im home, ill be lazy to cook. perhaps a slice of cheese?
dinner= home cooked meal?
i practically have a meal a day only! tmd.
perhaps being unemployed will much more healthier for me. i’ll even go jogging when i’m unemployed. at a rate of 4 times a week.
but its unhealthy for my wallet.
i have gained lotsa weight eversince i graduated. grrr.
HOW TO ATTRACT MEN LIKE THAT?!?!?!!!
can only attract fat men like that. grrr.
looks like its just the two of us. *pats tummy*
its time for some serious work. i have elected billy goat (otherwise known as mr kenny chan) to be my fitness instructor (on weekends only).
no more supper.
come people! who wants to go jogging/swimming/canoeing/cycling/blading?
its getting harder to lift my butt up from the computer chair!
russell peters: your mama so fat that when she jump for joy, she got stucked!
on a sidenote, i was chatting with a certain friend. i had remarks that the stories i write were a tad morbid and dark.
i wonder, when im happier, would i be able to write such stories again?
perhaps then, ill write happy stories. or i wont be able to imagine such tales of death/tragedy/sorrow.
the said person suggested that i write a (huge ass) story with all short stories combined.
24 stories into one (a huge ass story).
hmmmm. a huge tale of dark stories? of death/sorrow/cheating partners/accidents/blood and gore?
maybe i should. heh.
but there seems to be no time.
perhaps its time to clear leave and start exercising and writing. LOL!