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u do know that the previous post was a laugh right?

lol. but i’m still in love with michael buble’s voice and songs.

not a crush. LOL.

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now now… a subject where the guys can ignore this post and where the girls will either nod in agreement or whack me..

have any of u guys gained weight?

tmd. i gained 3kg (and counting) ever since i started work at emco.

the pounds are seriously pilling on me. or i’m pilling on the pounds to be exact.

fat = happy?

grrrrr. a typical diet at emco..

breakfast= beehoon + soyabean/red bull
lunch= mixed rice + soyabean/lychee/fruit juice
dinner= something high carbo + high calorie food
snacks= chocs/tidbits

ARGH!!!!!

i realised i lose weight when im unemployed.

a typical diet as a bummer executive

breakfast= still zzzzing in bed
lunch= if im outside, will grab lunch. if im home, ill be lazy to cook. perhaps a slice of cheese?
dinner= home cooked meal?

i practically have a meal a day only! tmd.

perhaps being unemployed will much more healthier for me. i’ll even go jogging when i’m unemployed. at a rate of 4 times a week.

but its unhealthy for my wallet.

i have gained lotsa weight eversince i graduated. grrr.

HOW TO ATTRACT MEN LIKE THAT?!?!?!!!

can only attract fat men like that. grrr.

looks like its just the two of us. *pats tummy*

its time for some serious work. i have elected billy goat (otherwise known as mr kenny chan) to be my fitness instructor (on weekends only).

no more supper.

come people! who wants to go jogging/swimming/canoeing/cycling/blading?

JIO ME!

its getting harder to lift my butt up from the computer chair!

russell peters: your mama so fat that when she jump for joy, she got stucked!

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on a sidenote, i was chatting with a certain friend. i had remarks that the stories i write were a tad morbid and dark.

i wonder, when im happier, would i be able to write such stories again?

perhaps then, ill write happy stories. or i wont be able to imagine such tales of death/tragedy/sorrow.

hmmmm.

i wonder.

the said person suggested that i write a (huge ass) story with all short stories combined.

24 stories into one (a huge ass story).

hmmmm. a huge tale of dark stories? of death/sorrow/cheating partners/accidents/blood and gore?

maybe i should. heh.

but there seems to be no time.

perhaps its time to clear leave and start exercising and writing. LOL!

Comments

  1. hahahaha…lotsa guys like fleshy gals, dearie. just that the streets have less and less, so hor, they settle for less, hehehehe….

    but really lah, u are not lah! geez! 🙂

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  2. ah 9>>> nothing wrong. but i want to have more choices!!! waahahahaa

    akk>>> hahahaa. the both of us disagrees with you…

    sassyjan>>> but u swim so fast. u swimmer leh. if i can swim 2 laps, its a miracle! heh

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