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that thing about cowboy’s cock…

its official. cowboycaleb or affectionately called CCB by the female barflies has problems functioning. he has problems with his cock cork. he was last heard saying ‘later my cock cork break!’. he also enlisted help from cowgoesmoo with his troublesome cock cork. cowgoesmoo then gave CCB a handjob. erm. i meant, cowgoesmoo used his hands …

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that thing about being mean.

i knew it. im a big meanie. a very big one. my boss and i were gossipping discussing about some colleagues in the company when i realised the absence of one particular one. i was joking that she probably got fired for putting on the pounds (and boy, did she PUT ON those pounds) and …

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that thing about ASSuming…

i’m so pissed off! i wanted to blog a nice happy blog today… cause jaywalk made my day yesterday…. he had an agent nadnut post… which cheered up my day as compared to a grumpy wednesday. why was i grumpy on wednesday? because of some offensive remarks pinpointed to me in the bar. firstly, i …

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that thing about that chao barney!

i’m very irritated! and not satisfied! why why why? because of chao barney! or like akk would say, that choujidan! *pouts* that fella tagged me and i did his quiz. and hor, that fella always fly my kite/aeroplane when i ask him out. how many months already chao barney? *ego dropped till zero* say wanna …

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