I’ve been trying to lose weight as I’ve gained a considerable amount of weight ever since I started dating ching chong boy.
So I told myself to cut down on carbs (not rule out) since I was a carbs monster. The mothership had dapao-ed some yummy lunch for me to bring to work and I finished all the rice to my horror.
I bbm-ed ching chong boy “Finished my rice. Fat” and he responded “Good. I like to hug.”
TMD. Is this why he’s been bringing me go supper and all?!?!!