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About those Help Wanted ads…

remember this?

here’s more…

you know sometimes when you look at those ads in the newspapers… those that seems sooooo promising?

here’s the truth about them!

Competitive Salary: we pay less than our competitors

Join our fast-paced company: we have no time to train you

Casual work atmosphere: we don’t pay enough to expect you to dress up

Must be deadline-orientated: you’ll be 6 months behind schedule on your 1st day

Some overtime required: some overtime each night and each weekend

Duties will vary: anyone in the office can boss u around

Must have an eye for detail: we have no quality control

Career-minded: female applicants must be childless (and stay that way)

Apply in person: if you’re old, fat or ugly, you’ll be told that the position is filled

No phonecalls please: we filled the job, our call for resumes is just a legal formality

Seeking candidates with a variety of work experiences: you’ll need it to replace 3 people who have just left

Problem-solving skills a must: you are walking into a company in perpetual chaos

Requires team leadership skills: you’ll have the responsibilities of a manager w/o the pay or respect

Good communications skills: management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it

from jayaxe!:

Overseas training provided: You’ll meet customers overseas and clear the sh*t there.

Independent and self-motivated: You’ll have to undergo a big project all by yourself.

Fresh graduates may apply: They are most welcomed because inexperienced greenhorns are the easiest kind of employees to be ‘bullied’ by the boss.

from sunshin3:

extensive travelling: travelling around singapore.

there you go! becareful of those swindlers!

Comments

  1. did you made that all up? well done, girl. 🙂

    spread the information! let all the swindlers tremble in fear! all hail nadnut, the All-Powerful-Swindler-Detector! 😀

    nadnut: lol! i didnt made that up. spotted it in a newspaper and had to type everything out. lol!

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  2. ain’t on the loose. she’s taken. *roar*

    nadnut: o.O. feeling a bit domineering today right my dear lil furry striped animal…

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  3. That’s not all! The following is based on my experience.

    Overseas training provided – You’ll meet customers overseas and clear the sh*t there.

    Independent and self-motivated – You’ll have to undergo a big project all by yourself.

    Fresh graduates may apply – They are most welcomed because inexperienced greenhorns are the easiest kind of employees to be ‘bullied’ by the boss.

    nadnut: NICE! i shall add them in!

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  4. agreed.

    one more to add…

    extensive travelling means travelling around singapore.

    nadnut: lol. i kena “extensive travelling” b4. travel to jurong port road. -_-“

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