About those Help Wanted ads…

remember this?

here’s more…

you know sometimes when you look at those ads in the newspapers… those that seems sooooo promising?

here’s the truth about them!

– Competitive Salary: we pay less than our competitors

– Join our fast-paced company: we have no time to train you

– Casual work atmosphere: we don’t pay enough to expect you to dress up

– Must be deadline-orientated: you’ll be 6 months behind schedule on your 1st day

– Some overtime required: some overtime each night and each weekend

– Duties will vary: anyone in the office can boss u around

– Must have an eye for detail: we have no quality control

– Career-minded: female applicants must be childless (and stay that way)

– Apply in person: if you’re old, fat or ugly, you’ll be told that the position is filled

– No phonecalls please: we filled the job, our call for resumes is just a legal formality

– Seeking candidates with a variety of work experiences: you’ll need it to replace 3 people who have just left

– Problem-solving skills a must: you are walking into a company in perpetual chaos

– Requires team leadership skills: you’ll have the responsibilities of a manager w/o the pay or respect

– Good communications skills: management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it

from jayaxe!:–

Overseas training provided: You’ll meet customers overseas and clear the sh*t there.

– Independent and self-motivated: You’ll have to undergo a big project all by yourself.

– Fresh graduates may apply: They are most welcomed because inexperienced greenhorns are the easiest kind of employees to be ‘bullied’ by the boss.

from sunshin3:

– extensive travelling: travelling around singapore.

there you go! becareful of those swindlers!