this dish was created due to a whim. i was hungry one day and me who dont really know how to cook just decided to whack and go.

i love this dish! its so easy to prepare and its yummy!

nadelicious herbed fish & chips

time taken: 40 mins. serves: 1
items needed:

• 1 slice of dory fish
• chips
• 1 tomato, sliced
• 1 slice of lemon
• salt
• pepper
• herbs
• butter

- season dory fish with salt, pepper (i use freshly crushed black pepper) and whatever herbs you have. i used mixed herbs and some italian herbs. i usually season my stuff (fish/beef/chicken/whatever) and leave it for at least 20 mins.

- fry potato chips and leave to cool

- heat up butter (much more nicer than oil!) and fry fish till cooked.

- serve chips, fish, sliced tomatoes and a slice of lemon on plate. squeeze lemon on fish. yummy!

- enjoy!

Sorry but I couldn't resist, doing a rebuttal 😀 ROAR! So here's the real rewrite. Weee!

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he's gonna get lucky. A woman will of course know, but in the end, sorry but it's still the guy who's lucky.
-- Pick Up artiste

Women need fantasys, emotions, and more reasons to have sex. Man just do it. Nike.
-- Unused Nike teaser line.

I love the lines the women make in bed. "Please, not tonight I've got a headache.""Well I'm not banging your head am I?"
-- Anon

Do you know why God gave the sense of humor to men? So that we laugh with you instead of at you.
-- Men, General

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times;her intelligence, eight times from the back, especially the blondes.
-- Sanskrit proverb (the untold one)

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't need to think about stupid issues like hair, creams and other crap stuff like fashion. Women just need need to look at hotter women to feel jealous and fuel the economy.
-- Gay guy with flair for shopping

You know why God is a woman? Because if God was a man he would have made woman walk around naked and have no urges to buy accessories to cover up.
-- Prophet of God

Men remember the first blowjob long after women have given the last.
-- Blowee De Job (Singaporean writer)

A woman loses her sense of modesty after four drinks; a man needs nothing.
-- Bar Flirt.

The next line was so apt it didn''t need a rewrite.

Only three things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the next is still to let her think she is having it, and lastly still letting her believe she's having it but in no way near even first base.
-- Happily married for 60 years old grandpa

God actually made man first, but got drunk and made woman.
-Anon

LOL! Got this from an email!

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
-- Frederick Ryder

Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.
-- Billy Crystal.

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
-- Beverly Mickins (American comedienne)

Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
-- Mrs. Patrick Campbell (English actress)

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
-- Sanskrit proverb

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
-- Jerry Seinfeld

You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.
-- Carrie Snow

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.
-- Remy de Gourmant (French writer)

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
-- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
-- Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
-- Anonymous