None of the guys I dated ever guessed correctly the colour of the roses that I like. Even Tiger, whom I was with for more than 5 years got it wrong. All of them always bought red roses instead. Do I look like a red roses kind of girl? The perfect shade of orange and …
Are you fucking kidding me? Dedicated to all the ex-es, toxic friends and basically two-faced bitches who stepped on me when I was down. FUCK YOU ALL!
Trying to get my cat to cuddle with me is like trying to strike TOTO. You might get a 3+1, but that’s all you’re getting.