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here goes the contest again.

basically, i chose bachelor 1, 3 and 4 for round 2.

questions here.

the 3 questions:

1. Lets say we’re gonna take up a hobby together. what would you suggest and why? (salsa is out)

2. since we’re watching a movie, design your own movie with me and you in the starring role. (challenge.phoenix’s idea!)

3. why did you join this contest and why should you deserve to win this date with me? (umb’s idea!)

lets wait for answers.. *twiddle thumbs*

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as usual the bo liaoz ones would answer..

Guy 1

1. pole-dancing

2. classic porno scenario. you’re the nurse i’m the patient. you ravish me for 2 hours. i discharge, and then get discharged. movie ends.

3. i didn’t join the contest coz PT will sure win coz it’s RIGGED

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Guy 2

1. Iets say we’re gonna take up a hobby together. what would you suggest and why? (salsa is out)
wakeboarding! the fun, the sun the sand the sea AND the beer. What else can u want more from life than this? Dun have to scared your tan go away some more.

2. since we’re watching a movie, design your own movie with me and you in the starring role. (challenge.phoenix’s idea!)
i’m numb of romantic shows. maybe it’ll be a remake of a classic named: Nix Kong. Except this time Nix Kong gets to keep the girl. (So he dun have to climb the Empire State Building.)

3. why did you join this contest and why should you deserve to win this date with me? (umb’s idea!)
Cos if I win, everything SHOULD be paid for.. Right?

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Bachelor A

ay we’re gonna take up a hobby together. what would you suggest and why? (salsa is out)

Astronomy…I always have a inert interest in stargazing.
Being fellow aquarians, i sure you also share my remote interest in this ocult art.
Think about it, many a nights we remotely stargaze and explore space with a powerful telescope in a dark environment just you and me….enough said….

2. since we’re watching a movie, design your own movie with me and you in the starring role. (challenge.phoenix’s idea!)

The CheeNa Casablanca.

The story about Bachelor A and his Cheena Beng pub in Boat Quay, which belongs to unoccupied Singapore during Great Singapore-Malaysia-Indonesia War, and how he meets a girl again is perfect. They met in the nearby Cowboybar and had the most wonderful time but they had to escape for the Indonesia WalaWala. The morning he had to leave the girl, Nadnut (Nadia), is not there.

Now back in Singapore, she is married to a guy named Bachelor B. He is a great man in the Malaysia Resistance and they need letters of transit to get out of Singapore, where a General (Bachelor C) tries to keep YounG in Singapore. He tries to do this with Capt. Paikia (Pink), a Indonesia officer who does anything as long as it is good for him. He becomes quite important for the story. The letters of transit are hided by YounG, after a guy named Fey gave them to him. He doesn’t want to give them to Bachelor B because his past with Nadnut; he feels betrayed by Nadnut. And thus the story unroll……

3. why did you join this contest and why should you deserve to win this date with me? (umb’s idea!)

A beautiful woman like Nadnut deserved to be romanced by the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be…
I already said it – the Best deserved the Best……

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Bachelor B

Okay this is mine answer…. again, i shall start with the self-deprecating comments to gain sympathy votes like Kelvin from Super star..hahahahah

1. Iets say we’re gonna take up a hobby together. what would you suggest and why?
(salsa is out)

A hobby together would be to learn to brew gallons and gallons of red bull for each other… drink until nose bleed or get diabetes… HAHAHA.. and then take over the world with the new formula, Red Steak… and make everyone addicted to it, so that we have slaves! MWHAHAHA. okay, kidding.

I think a nice realistic hobby would be trekking/rock climbing. Explore the wild nature and spend time outside the urban jungle. Rock climbing is a good activity cos it develops trust between the parties. Trekking allows one another to know each other better and with adversity, the working together efforts will pay off to become a stronger couple. Of course, when there is trekking, there are outdoor nights where we can gaze at the stars. (Here’s a jibe at YounG), after all, I already know astronomy! Hahaha. And in the evening, cuddling by the fire is romantic, and if night falls and she is cold, the hot male will warm her up. (oops, no pun intended. Hurhur)

2. since we’re watching a movie, design your own movie with me and you in the
starring role. (challenge.phoenix’s idea!)

Hmm, I would design the movie in accordance to the idea of the movie, Orgasmo. First of all, you must know the basis of the character, Trey Parker acts as Orgasmo, when he is not being a super hero, he is a really nice guy, devout to his girlfriend and responsibilities in his life. He became Orgasmo when he realized he needed cash to marry his girlfriend and build a church.

Super powers of Orgasmo ->

a) To inflict maximum pleasure by shooting his ray gun that causes orgasms to anyone it hits.
b) Real fighting skills against ruffians

So me, being a very lazy person, I would star as Orgasmo and Nadnut will be the girlfriend… the worse case scenario is that I shoot her with my ray gun all the time. At least she will be enjoying herself when I am too tired after swashbuckling action with criminals.

3. why did you join this contest and why should you deserve to win this date
with me? (umb’s idea!)

Truth is, I don’t deserve to win. All the guys here are great, all the guys that got in the second round are greater. (YAY, I AM GREATER). If anyone should win, it should be Urban Male Bitch for thinking of this bitching question…

Why I join this contest?
I am going to say the reason that is probably going to get me kicked out of the contest. But heck it is honest. I join the contest to act as a buffer for nadnut. I know I won’t do anything to HER. But just maybe she gets a bad crop of guys, at least she can always choose me as the winner to save her any misery. You never know who you might get (with the likes of TK and PK… eh, their initials all end with K!!!) in this sort of thing.

So that is why I join the contest. And I will still do my best, for a friend and for people who are innocent. If my best isn’t good enough, then it isn’t good enough. 😛

As said before, it doesn’t matter if I win or not, the other 2 finalist are good guys. So there.

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